Monday, May 31, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Brush teeth twice to avoid heart disease. Poor Oral Hygiene Ups Cardiac Illness Risk By 70%
Ian
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Ian Pereira
Advertising & Industrial Photographer 607/8 Veena Killedar Industrial Estate,
10-14 Pais Street, Off K Khadye Marg,
Byculla (W), Mumbai 400 011, India.Tel:(+91 22) 2309 0573, (+91 22) 2309 0578.
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Mobile:+91 98200 25280
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
HeartSpeaks The Apple Tree
The Apple Tree
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He loved the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow...He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by.......
The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree every day. One day the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come play with me," the tree asked the boy. I am no longer a kid, I don't ' play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "Sorry, but I don't have money.....but you can pick my apples and sell them. Then you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said. I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me? "Sorry but I don't have a house. But you can chop off my branches to build your house." So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy never came back since then.
The tree was lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was so delighted. "Come and play with me!" the tree said. "I am so sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat? " "Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy." So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and never showed up for a very long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. "Sorry, my boy, but I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you...." the tree said". "I don't have teeth to bite" the boy replied. "No more trunk for you to climb on" I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything.....the only thing left is my dying roots" the tree said with tears. "I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years." The boy replied "Good! Old Tree Roots is the best place to lean and rest on." "Come, come sit down with me and rest " The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.
This is a story for everyone. The tree is our parents. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad...When we grew up, we left them...only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they can to make you happy. You may think the boy is cruel to the tree but that is how most of us are treating our parents.
Love your parents, no matter where they are.
Web site: http://www.ianpereira.com Blog: http://ianpereiraphotographer.blogspot.com/ Facebook: http://bit.ly/facebookpropageDirections to Studio: http://bit.ly/maptostudio Latitude: 18°58'46.66"N Longitude 72°49'48.59"E
Ian Pereira
Advertising & Industrial Photographer607/8 Veena Killedar Industrial Estate,
10-14 Pais Street, Off K Khadye Marg,
Byculla (W), Mumbai 400 011, India.Tel:(+91 22) 2309 0573, (+91 22) 2309 0578.
Fax:(+91 22) 2309 0526
Mobile:+91 98200 25280
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
TOI misquotes the PM. Deliberate media twisting
Rahul". But he did not say any such thing. He just mentioned that he
would be happy if a younger person takes over. This is how the media twists facts. Anyone who saw the press
conference will know that. Ian Pereira
MOVE OVER VEGAS BACHELOR DOS GET KINKIER IN PUNE
From naughty cakes to edible lingerie and games that put the male organ in its place, bachelor and hen parties this wedding season get wilder than ever before
PUNE: Ever been to a party where you had to ‘ pin the p*** s’ or were served aphrodisiac for dinner? With the wedding season hotting up, thanks to the mahurat- filled second half of this month, party organisers have their hands full with kinky bachelor and hen parties that have gotten bolder like never before.
More than 5,000 weddings are happening in the city this month after a five- month mahurat drought. This has come as a great business opportunity in the niche market that kinky bachelor party organisers serve.
Fantasies in cakes Namrata, who owns Koregaon Park’s cake shop Forennte, has seen a rush of orders brought in by the wedding season.
“ This season the parties have only got wilder, and more so in the case of hen parties for women. Earlier,
women wouldn’t talk so openly, but now hearing their requests can make one go red,” she said.
So what are the orders like? Modern Bakery owner Priyanka Deokar said the trend was to stop at nothing.
“ Cakes of male organs, bosoms and bikini babes are passé. Now people want it bolder — figures in action, their fantasies played out, and even accessories on cake. The more garish and over- the- top the better,” said Deokar.
Theme strippers The parties are also getting wilder with stripper acts that are fast acquiring a new dimension.
“ Just hiring a stripper is boring. Now what’s in vogue is organising special treats for the bride, like lap dances, or even having the strippers dress in edible stuff,” said a party organiser who requested anonymity.
Rajesh Mehta, CEO of event management company Event Tailors, said his company had organised parties with special requests like belly dancers and cabarets, among other things.
“ Even the look of the place has to be done like that, with suggestive material like pictures of bare- bodied men and bikini babes,” said Mehta.
“ People want screens so that they can play adult movies,” he added.
A radio professional, Meenal Sanjagiri ( 27) has not only been to such naughty parties, but also organised a couple of them herself.
“ At the parties I organised, gifts were really kinky, like naughty pumps, edible lingerie, vibrators and feathered bras,” said Sanjagiri.
“ We had wild games like pinning the p*** s, where girls
would be blindfolded and given a fake p*** s to pin on to a man’s figure.” One of Sanjagiri’s friends, who did not wish to be named, said her favourite game was ‘ vodka condom shots.’ “ There was this game where you had to fill in vodka in condoms and prick it to drink it. It was crazy and totally fun, but something we wouldn’t ever think of doing otherwise,” she said.
HOW TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE WORKS
> KINKY cakes start at about Rs 650 ( without accessories), and can go up to Rs 4,000, depending on the theme and accessories required. Most bakers ask for at least a 10- day notice.
> For kinky gifts, you can check with professional party organisers in the city or shops in Mumbai, where shops selling such stuff abound.
> Hiring a stripper can cost you from Rs 12,000 to Rs 20,000, depending on the requests the stripper is expected to entertain.
Ian
Web site: http://www.ianpereira.com Blog: http://ianpereiraphotographer.blogspot.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ian-Pereira-Advertising-Industrial-Photographer/76855008937Ian Pereira
Advertising & Industrial Photographer607/8 Veena Killedar Industrial Estate,
10-14 Pais Street, Off K Khadye Marg,
Byculla (W), Mumbai 400 011, India.Tel:(+91 22) 2309 0573, (+91 22) 2309 0578.
Fax:(+91 22) 2309 0526
Mobile:+91 98200 25280
Email: ian@vsnl.comConfidential Email: This email may contain confidential information intended for the addressee/s only. If you have received this email and are not the intended recipient, please be kind enough to inform me and destroy any copy of the same. Thank you.
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Go with the Flow
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| Sometimes we just have to be wise enough to go with the flow. We have to put our trust in life and let the current carry us. That doesn't mean we should take our focus off where we're going.
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